I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT
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How long does your ideal hug last
that’s really impractical
u said ideal, not realistic
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my mug has a little sweater aw
OMG WTF SO CUTE
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This is the single best Ask Amy response I’ve ever read
i love it when people who do shit things write in asks to validate their shittiness and it backfires. It feeds me
OK ASK AMY W THE SWIFT #CLAPBACK
kitten wiggles ears while eating
i don’t even care if i reblog this twice a day every single day for the rest of my life
My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.
The guy said sure.
So we decided to leave a nice little note
and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!
pizza spelt its own name wrong
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